You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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