Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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