adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.