he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
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I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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