my vag is so smooth its legendary
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night