why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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