do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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