you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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