I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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