I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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