Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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