Is it normal to miss your booty call?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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