i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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