"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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