guys are not supposed to queef...right?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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