Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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