She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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