if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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