Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
