god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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