listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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