I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
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