Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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