OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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