Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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