tell your sister to shave her snatch
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
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