Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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