you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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