So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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