There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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