LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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