what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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