oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We left the knife in your bed.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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