Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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