I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
