yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.