and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I have tasted many bathrooms
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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