Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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