You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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