I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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