I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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