It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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