so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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