I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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