it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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