Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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