Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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