haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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