chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
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