No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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