wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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