the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
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What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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