So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
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