Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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