im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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