Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
i out mim tonsoeep
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