Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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