Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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